[Well, whenever they get to the manga cafe to listen to these, they'll hear what sounds like MP3s taken as notes recorded in some kind of meeting. There's a person speaking in Japanese, while someone else translates it. The vast majority of it is talk about some kind of fashion line, but there are parts that will stand out.]
“Pose Pellet”
That Pose Pellet? Eh, its history is… so interesting! For our makeup line, we were testing the ultimate in foundation. A radiant, gorgeous foundation that would last for days without smudging or clogging the pores. Well, it sort of did those but unfortunately it also glued the test subject’s entire faces shut.
Oh my, wait, Dressing is a very animal friendly company. We prefer to test on human volunteers that are already more difficult to look at. Of course this way shows the most difference if we succeed, and less beauty is lost from our cold world if we must move on!
...As we did that time, I’m afraid. But the formula lead to more innovations and now it’s become a clear liquid. We use the stuff to help models who have difficulty holding a complicated pose. Just throw the capsule, and stick! Now we just have to make sure we don’t mistake them for a mannequin!
“Dokidoki Watch”
This item is sure to be wildly popular with young people who are customers of our brand. It’s usually a regular if stylish watch, until you push the secret button. Then when you touch hands with the person before you, a subtle electric pulse makes their heart skip a beat… then they can look at you with the feeling of love~! That’s right. This fashion accessory just might change your life.
You want to feel it… with me? Oh, you!
But, sorry, you can’t try it yet. It’s still in development since the pulse is too strong… for now, I hope that admiring its look will satisfy you. Otherwise it might give you the feeling of cardiac arrest. Just a joke, of course!
“Cupcakes”
Why are supermodels eating cupcakes? I understand why you would ask that. In fact, these are no simple treats. Each different flavor is packed with a stimulant for emotions. Lately I’ve done research into these ingredients in order to motivate our latest models and make them feel passionate. I met an exceptional confectioner who was already working them into her recipes… after just one bite, I was so enraptured that I ordered enough to feed the whole company for months. …… Ah. If I say it like that, you may think I was fooled… but that isn’t true. They really have induced these emotional responses in the new models, so it’s good for the photos for our magazine. There are even some that improve muscle and hair quality, though we’re still puzzled that the latter can mend wounds. Pity we’re not a medical company, eh?
“The Macrocosmetic System”
When you work for a fashion company, it’s important to know what customers like. So important, in fact, that we should know that even better than they do. That was the inspiration behind this program - Using this amazing machine, we were able to scan the customers in our stores throughout Japan and the US, generating and printing out the perfect outfits.
You might think that this would be satisfying enough, but… the problem was that stores alone didn’t make enough money for the CEO’s many ambitious projects. Even so, we didn’t dare to question when the CEO deigned to counteract this with even more projects… which lead our scientists to work long and hard to make the machine even better.
It was called the Macrocosmetic System, because now, it would scan for miles - constantly helping us design for a greater audience. Sometime after this began, the strangest thing happened. During its scans, the system came into contact with the signal from another strange machine. Ever since then, we started to receive data from seemingly random sources… printing not just outfits, but even objects and people! It was then that we realized that we had found people from far outside of our known universe. Looking at the numerous strings of code, I wondered if our programmers had been typing with the hand of God…
With this new Macrocosmetic System, it wasn’t long until we discovered the means to bring people here directly instead. If we want to make up all the money we wasted on that, we’ll need to use both of those machines wisely. So… what if we got some aliens together for a little contest? There's surely a lot more beauty beyond the reach of our universe!!
I'LL JUST DO THIS NOW THEN....
“Pose Pellet”
That Pose Pellet? Eh, its history is… so interesting! For our makeup line, we were testing the ultimate in foundation. A radiant, gorgeous foundation that would last for days without smudging or clogging the pores. Well, it sort of did those but unfortunately it also glued the test subject’s entire faces shut.
Oh my, wait, Dressing is a very animal friendly company. We prefer to test on human volunteers that are already more difficult to look at. Of course this way shows the most difference if we succeed, and less beauty is lost from our cold world if we must move on!
...As we did that time, I’m afraid. But the formula lead to more innovations and now it’s become a clear liquid. We use the stuff to help models who have difficulty holding a complicated pose. Just throw the capsule, and stick! Now we just have to make sure we don’t mistake them for a mannequin!
“Dokidoki Watch”
This item is sure to be wildly popular with young people who are customers of our brand. It’s usually a regular if stylish watch, until you push the secret button. Then when you touch hands with the person before you, a subtle electric pulse makes their heart skip a beat… then they can look at you with the feeling of love~! That’s right. This fashion accessory just might change your life.
You want to feel it… with me? Oh, you!
But, sorry, you can’t try it yet. It’s still in development since the pulse is too strong… for now, I hope that admiring its look will satisfy you. Otherwise it might give you the feeling of cardiac arrest. Just a joke, of course!
“Cupcakes”
Why are supermodels eating cupcakes? I understand why you would ask that. In fact, these are no simple treats. Each different flavor is packed with a stimulant for emotions. Lately I’ve done research into these ingredients in order to motivate our latest models and make them feel passionate. I met an exceptional confectioner who was already working them into her recipes… after just one bite, I was so enraptured that I ordered enough to feed the whole company for months. …… Ah. If I say it like that, you may think I was fooled… but that isn’t true. They really have induced these emotional responses in the new models, so it’s good for the photos for our magazine. There are even some that improve muscle and hair quality, though we’re still puzzled that the latter can mend wounds. Pity we’re not a medical company, eh?
“The Macrocosmetic System”
When you work for a fashion company, it’s important to know what customers like. So important, in fact, that we should know that even better than they do. That was the inspiration behind this program - Using this amazing machine, we were able to scan the customers in our stores throughout Japan and the US, generating and printing out the perfect outfits.
You might think that this would be satisfying enough, but… the problem was that stores alone didn’t make enough money for the CEO’s many ambitious projects. Even so, we didn’t dare to question when the CEO deigned to counteract this with even more projects… which lead our scientists to work long and hard to make the machine even better.
It was called the Macrocosmetic System, because now, it would scan for miles - constantly helping us design for a greater audience. Sometime after this began, the strangest thing happened. During its scans, the system came into contact with the signal from another strange machine. Ever since then, we started to receive data from seemingly random sources… printing not just outfits, but even objects and people! It was then that we realized that we had found people from far outside of our known universe. Looking at the numerous strings of code, I wondered if our programmers had been typing with the hand of God…
With this new Macrocosmetic System, it wasn’t long until we discovered the means to bring people here directly instead. If we want to make up all the money we wasted on that, we’ll need to use both of those machines wisely. So… what if we got some aliens together for a little contest? There's surely a lot more beauty beyond the reach of our universe!!