The Culpurrit must have had a lot of time to do all of this.

[She waves a hand in the corpses' direction.]

It looks like almeowst efurryone's here in the kitchen though... so The Pouncellor asks if her asshisstant thinks they should go investigate the suspects.

[She looks at the Grinchsteak she's holding and the state of the body]

Purrticularly Merciless, since this seems waaaaaaaaay too obvious to not be a set up.