[...Okay, look, that first bit is going to amuse him more than it should. Fuck only knows why.]

Friend, you have no idea how much I hate vigilante infighting. There's a reason my guys come to me to fix their problems.

[That reason being "it leads to pointless death spiral bullshit for the entire group, and that's so fucking boring, Mikami."]

But I get what you're saying. Not something I agree too much with, of course, but I can get where you'd like it so much.