WEEK 7

[parasomniacs]

Week 7

Monday - Thursday

[Despite earnest intentions to the contrary, last week had a business-as-usual murder trial. Well, you may not all act noble, but you'll be treated like royalty on this new floor. ...Except by Sheepy, who is still bugging you when you're awake. The strange distortions appear in the air before she shows up before everyone.]

Goooood morning! Sleep well? We unlocked the 8th floor, so make sure you move in and get cozy! The motive's on the way and it's one of my favorites! Have fun~

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[scythegun]

...What's a flamethrower?

[WE'VE GOT MAGIC AND EXPLOSIVES BUT DOES VESPERIA HAVE FLAMETHROWERS, I DON'T THINK SO.]

[devilsnight]

A great man named George Carlin once said that the very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done."

It's exactly what it sounds like. Massive gun that shoots fire something like two hundred fifty feet, and those are just the portable ones. You can also make 'em out of larger equipment if you don't want to move them, those'll give you a fuckin' fireball at least nine feet across.

[scythegun]

That's incredible! With something like that you wouldn't have to rely on magic at all! You'll have to teach me how to make them!

[OH GOD DON'T GIVE YEAGER A FLAMETHROWER]

[devilsnight]

Oh, gladly.

[IN THE LAND OF MAGIC-USERS THE MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A FLAMETHROWER ACTUALLY STANDS HALF A CHANCE, WHO KNEW]

Shamelessly and recklessly setting shit on fire was how I started gathering my guys to me. Burned down a solid third of goddamn Detroit that night and never looked back.

[scythegun]

That sounds incredible, I really am looking forward to seeing what you can do!

[devilsnight]

I'll just have to try not to disappoint you, then.

[so many people are going to die!]

...Thanks, by the way.

[scythegun]

[yuri and co are going to have to go beat up these dumbasses]

You're welcome. I thought that might be a good distraction for both of us!

[And boy was he right!!]

[devilsnight]

[on today's episode of World's Stupidest Boss Fights]

Good to see that I ended up being right a couple weeks ago - I ended up fighting you next time, instead of the trainers again.

[scythegun]

Oh, you're right! I hadn't even thought of that!

[WOW WAY TO CALL IT]

[devilsnight]

Probably for the better that way, to be honest - I didn't exactly appreciate the shorter one's thing for trying to kick me in the head.

[oh my god]

[scythegun]

Completely understandable! It certainly sounds like it was painful!

[devilsnight]

It wasn't too bad. Nothing was broken, nobody ended up with a concussion.

This was better, though.

[scythegun]

Of course it was! You got to challenge me!

[wow okay]

[devilsnight]

...Pretty sure you challenged me, actually.

[scythegun]

Eh, close enough, right?