parasomniacs: (kehehehe)
Parasomnia Mods ([personal profile] parasomniacs) wrote in [community profile] parasomnic2017-01-09 10:33 am

WEEK 7

Week 7

Monday - Thursday

[Despite earnest intentions to the contrary, last week had a business-as-usual murder trial. Well, you may not all act noble, but you'll be treated like royalty on this new floor. ...Except by Sheepy, who is still bugging you when you're awake. The strange distortions appear in the air before she shows up before everyone.]

Goooood morning! Sleep well? We unlocked the 8th floor, so make sure you move in and get cozy! The motive's on the way and it's one of my favorites! Have fun~


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devilsnight: (ENTER † came down with a case of death)

[personal profile] devilsnight 2017-01-11 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[...hopefully because the alternative is somebody is getting tackled to the ground

like you'd better keep an eye on him because he is entirely here for jumping you and just unloading his gun into your fucking vest

someone is ending this on the ground, is what I'm saying, he's a little enthusiastic with his laser tag]
scythegun: (ANGER ⇝ fuck you and your little dog too)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-01-11 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, WHY CAN'T WE PLAY LIKE SANE MEN AND SHOOT EACH OTHER FROM A DISTANCE IT'S NOT LIKE HE HAS HIS SCYTHE HERE

just. give him a moment to catch his breath after you've tackled him onto the ground like some kind of maniac.]


...Why.

[NO OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT, NO HE CANNOT HANDLE THIS, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!!!]
devilsnight: (SHIFT † greed is for amateurs)

[personal profile] devilsnight 2017-01-11 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[you can take like a fucklot of hits, Tales-of boss, one instance of kissing the ground ain't gonna kill you

so shut up and hold still while he shoots you point-blank several goddamn times]


Said I'd annihilate you, didn't I?
scythegun: (WHAT ⇝ but i'm very rich)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-01-11 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[He is not even going to fight, at this point he's just offended.]

That was cheating, it doesn't count!

[CHEATING IS ONLY ALLOWED WHEN HE DOES IT]
devilsnight: (ENTER † came down with a case of death)

[personal profile] devilsnight 2017-01-11 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Some of us are just a bit more direct than others.

[Don't worry, he'll let you up after a second, once he's racked his points up a bit. Or at the very least he'll back off so he's not just. on you, because wow.]
scythegun: (OKAY ⇝ "regaey" is yeager backwards)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-01-11 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
It's not nearly as fun as stabbing people in the back. Or shooting them in the back.

[whatever, thanks for finally letting him up, asshole!!!]
devilsnight: (ASSERT † ain't you just precious)

[personal profile] devilsnight 2017-01-11 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, you're just saying that because you were on the receiving end for once.
scythegun: (WHAT ⇝ but i'm very rich)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-01-11 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Well of course! I usually don't lose!

[...okay listen there was that one time with the dog but we don't talk about that]
devilsnight: (ENTER † came down with a case of death)

[personal profile] devilsnight 2017-01-11 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, neither do I.

[he is so self-satisfied right now]
scythegun: (OKAY ⇝ "regaey" is yeager backwards)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-01-11 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[siiiiiiiiiiiigh]

Fine, you won this time, but I won't let this happen again! You'll have to come up with a new tactic!

[...]

One that hopefully doesn't land me on the floor like that, that was undignified...
devilsnight: (STIFLE † maybe we oughta just film it)

[personal profile] devilsnight 2017-01-11 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'll try to keep your dignity in mind next time, all right?

...Maybe.
scythegun: (WHAT ⇝ but i'm very rich)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-01-11 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
All I get is a "maybe"? I absolutely deserve better...

[S I G H!!!!]
devilsnight: (Default)

[personal profile] devilsnight 2017-01-11 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's more than I offer most people.
scythegun: (GREETING ⇝ guten tag motherfuckers)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-01-11 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know. You wouldn't bother if it was anyone else! And I do appreciate that~!
devilsnight: (AMUSED † why don't i just hold onto this)

[personal profile] devilsnight 2017-01-11 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah. You'd fuckin' better.
scythegun: (RELAXED ⇝ hahaha wow)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-01-11 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
I appreciate it almost as much as I appreciate what you've done to my back! How will I ever make it to my room like this~!

[oh my god he's not even trying]
devilsnight: (STIFLE † maybe we oughta just film it)

[personal profile] devilsnight 2017-01-11 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
You'll figure something out - it's not like I'm gonna carry you.
scythegun: (REALIZE ⇝ estelle's the princess?)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-01-11 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[.......................is he seriously considering this]

Well, I suppose that wouldn't look dignified at all. I'll just have to suffer through~

[o h m y g o d]
devilsnight: (WHAT † fuckin' musicians am i right)

[personal profile] devilsnight 2017-01-11 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[............................]

...Yes, you will.

[holy shit, yeager, why]
scythegun: (GREETING ⇝ guten tag motherfuckers)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-01-11 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh come now, what's that look for~?

[BECAUSE HE CAN]
devilsnight: (Default)

[personal profile] devilsnight 2017-01-11 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
No fuckin' idea what you're talking about.

[ANYWAY...just let him stand up, okay.]

No apologies for your goddamn back, though. Entirely worth it.
scythegun: (RELAXED ⇝ hahaha wow)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-01-11 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Even if I never recover? How can you be so cruel!

[He'll get up after a moment too, none the worse for the wear, of course.]
devilsnight: (STIFLE † maybe we oughta just film it)

[personal profile] devilsnight 2017-01-11 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Somehow, I think you'll be fine.
scythegun: (GREETING ⇝ guten tag motherfuckers)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-01-11 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose I'll just have to suffer through~